teashoesandhair:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

and, of course, from henry v

ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

tyleroakley:

coochiejuice:

And y’all worried ‘bout Amanda Bynes.

peevesies:

i-was-promised-a-fluffy-chicken:

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

I ship it

niknak79:

Having fun at the beach.

ethan-lawson-wate:

JONATHAN BENNET WHO PLAYED AARON SAMUELS IN MEAN GIRLS IS WEARING A “GO TO JAIL LINDSAY” SHIRT IM SCREAMING

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years