Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
And y’all worried ‘bout Amanda Bynes.
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
I ship it
Having fun at the beach.
JONATHAN BENNET WHO PLAYED AARON SAMUELS IN MEAN GIRLS IS WEARING A “GO TO JAIL LINDSAY” SHIRT IM SCREAMING
what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years